Finally Got The Job, Now I Have To Tell Everyone!

"PS9" (PS9) 11/17/2015 at 14:10 • Filed to: None

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Hey guys! My final interview is tomorrow! I’m going to work for UP-

“What happened? You were saying something, PS9?”

-...Uhhm. Nothing. Nothing happened. Nevermind. I didn’t say anything.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > PS9 11/17/2015 at 14:14

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I heard it’s a great way to earn good money...

EL_ULY > PS9 11/17/2015 at 14:15

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Dopeness!!! Congrats!

vondon302 > PS9 11/17/2015 at 14:17

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Try working at Chrysler er Daimler er Fca or whatever...... Nevermind

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > PS9 11/17/2015 at 14:20

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If you steal my 4 Rotor I’m going to be pissed.

$kaycog > PS9 11/17/2015 at 14:21

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Awesome! Good for you!

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > PS9 11/17/2015 at 14:22

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It used to be a great place to work, just don’t get too high in seniority, they like to completely fuck you then. JK...... Congrats!

Sam > PS9 11/17/2015 at 14:22

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Just don’t lose any engines, and you’ll be fine.

Mercedes Streeter > PS9 11/17/2015 at 14:22

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At least it’s not FedEx...they delivered my tyres to themselves for a whole week...I didn’t get them until the week after. So much for 1 day delivery.

PS9 > Sam 11/17/2015 at 14:23

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But I’m allowed to ‘lose’ one LT5, right? It’s just one!

scoob > PS9 11/17/2015 at 14:24

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Nothing to be ashamed about.

But if you were working for FedEx or USPS, ooh boy, I’d have to tear you a new one, or eighteen.

Sam > PS9 11/17/2015 at 14:26

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Just make sure the proper owner isn’t YouTube famous.

What are you actually going to be doing for UPS?

Punk_Girl_98 > PS9 11/17/2015 at 14:26

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Congrats!!!!

PS9 > Mercedes Streeter 11/17/2015 at 14:30

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You should ask for a refund.

Takuro Spirit > PS9 11/17/2015 at 14:34

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WHERE’S MY RX-8 TRANSMISSION!!!

And where’d my Oppo post about it go?

I was looking for it to link in Freddy’s column but I couldn’t bring it up.

Congrats, bt-dubs!

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > PS9 11/17/2015 at 14:34

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And they’ll never know if it goes into your own car and not back up on Ebay for the original owner to find.

Good luck on your impending heist..... I mean new job.

Seriously, tell them to knock that shit off with the door mats.

Luc - The Acadian Oppo > Mercedes Streeter 11/17/2015 at 14:40

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Is there a reason you keep spelling it “tyres”? I thought you were from North America? There is nothing wrong with it I’m just curious as to why.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > PS9 11/17/2015 at 14:44

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I’m pretty the UPS delivery driver(s) regularly beat the record that teens attempt to set for “Fastest speed driven up that hill that SM70 lives on.”

Seriously though, congrats on the new position!

dogisbadob > PS9 11/17/2015 at 14:50

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I love this gif

dogisbadob > PS9 11/17/2015 at 14:50

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Congrats and good luck

PS9 > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 11/17/2015 at 14:50

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Hey, you wanna hear something crazy?

Some of those delivery guys make $80k/year. I am not shitting you.

wiffleballtony > PS9 11/17/2015 at 14:52

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Are you going to be in the “package soccer” or “package sledgehammer” testing department?

PS9 > wiffleballtony 11/17/2015 at 14:53

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I’m not sure. But they did show me a pic saying, “So, your job will basically be this.”

Kinda nervous to be honest, but I think I’ll be fine. I think...

Where have all the lightweights gone? > wiffleballtony 11/17/2015 at 14:55

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I believe it’s something like this.

wiffleballtony > Where have all the lightweights gone? 11/17/2015 at 14:58

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Seems pretty therapeutic. Maybe I should look into this.

wiffleballtony > PS9 11/17/2015 at 14:59

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Did they say which end of the flamethrower you’re on?

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > PS9 11/17/2015 at 15:04

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Hopefully you get to that salary swiftly, whatever your position is.

Mercedes Streeter > Luc - The Acadian Oppo 11/17/2015 at 15:06

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I’m a very strange woman. Phone is set to “British English” with region set to Canada and 24hr time...and I instinctively type out the British spelling of many words despite being in the States. :)

Mercedes Streeter > PS9 11/17/2015 at 15:06

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I did...the tyres were crap, not at all what was advertised (yay, I keep on trying to buy Kumhos), so I sent them back anyway.

FazeRacer > Mercedes Streeter 11/17/2015 at 15:07

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FazeRacer > Luc - The Acadian Oppo 11/17/2015 at 15:09

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She’s spelling words the right way. There’s two English languages in the world, American English and the real one.

PS9 > Mercedes Streeter 11/17/2015 at 15:11

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I meant from fedex. No overnight service = no overnight shipping premium.

Mercedes Streeter > PS9 11/17/2015 at 15:14

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Oooh my bad, me saying “1 day shipping” was because the tracking number said it would be delivered by EOD on the day it shipped...then the day after, then the day after, then the day after...until it took 9 days to get two tyres 50 miles from Chicago to my house. lol

PS9 > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 11/17/2015 at 15:15

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Naaaaaaah. The waiting list for drivers is five years (!). You don’t even need a CDL to do it, but you DO need seniority. From what I’ve heard, people in these jobs don’t just up and quit because there aren’t too many other places that offer that kind of pay along with FREE HEALTHCARE!! and PARTIAL COLLEGE TUITION COVERAGE!!! just to drive a truck around for 12 hours/day. They don’t leave until someone does something wrong or they die. lol.

PS9 > Sam 11/17/2015 at 15:24

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Don’t know yet. You have to go through a week long class first, then they put you somewhere.

Leadbull > PS9 11/17/2015 at 15:32

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Straight cash homie.

Luc - The Acadian Oppo > FazeRacer 11/17/2015 at 16:27

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I realise that. I’m french so it doesn’t bother me either way I just thought it was a bit odd that’s all.

Dusty Ventures > PS9 11/17/2015 at 22:34

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NEMESISSSS!!!!!!!!

Seriously though, congratulations!